Let me just pause right here. This post is going to be blunt and straight to the point. Please, I do not mean to offend anyone, but these are my personal experiences with becoming a mother and raising two stubborn, mind-of-their-own, lovely little boys. The Glamorous and the Gross of being a Mom. Related: How to transition to a big kid bed When I became pregnant three years ago, I thought I knew how I was going to parent. I thought I knew how my children would act. I thought I had it all figured out. Boy, could I have not been more wrong. Oliver presented himself in February 2017…